Not everyone can be a Renaissance person. Expecting the entire world to have a mind-boggling range of interests and talents is like expecting a cactus to grow a luscious, wavy head of hair—it’s just not happening. I’ve come too accept that I’m not an artistic genius, and that sometimes, I’m gonna feel a little bit boring. But don’t get me wrong, it’s not because I lack brains or conversational skills. No, my «blahness» stems from the fact that my brain’s main obsession is food.

I’m like a culinary superhero in my tiny kitchen. Cooking, eating, and even ogling food are my true passions. When it comes to quality time with loved ones, you can bet your buttered biscuits it involves some form of delicious treat or food-related shenanigans. We’re all about dumpling-making parties and adventurous attempts at homemade pizza, or playing poker while eating my friend’s latest culinary creation. I dream of one day becoming a renowned food writer, but for now, I’ll settle for sharing my thoughts on food memes like these.