Happy Boxing Day, or, «Day of Fatness and Dehydration» as we like to call it. It was a pretty meh weekend, but as my mom says we’re pretty lucky. While we stayed inside during the 6-degree cold snap in the Northeast, people a mere 50 miles away from us were without heat or power, and some even froze to death. So it’s best to count our blessings. Fortunately (or unfortunately) for us counting our miniscule blessings doesn’t take very much time, which leaves a pretty big void to fill with some sort of time-wasting activity. We like filling the time with easily consumable Twitter tidbits and memes, and thanks to the prolific nature of many Twitter mainstays, we’re never short of short and sweet tweets with which to wile away the hours. And we’re here to share some of ‘em with you.