«Eyyy, Tony Pizza!»

If this is how my partner greeted me, I would be ecstatic. It embodies everything I love: a New York accent, an Italian name, and an Italian food. This weekend I learned that not everyone is quite as forgiving and open-minded when it comes to pet names. And you know what? That’s okay. Everyone is entitled to their own comfort in the nickname department. But once you reveal your contempt for a moniker in a Reddit thread, you’re fair game. And you just might go viral.