It’s funny how spending money can be both cathartic and also insanely stressful at the same time. For anyone who’s ever been broke before, the dichotomy is a delicate balance that almost nobody has mastered. When it’s payday, your high-spending alter ego somehow takes the reins of your waking brain, spending all of the money you just got on things like lavish dinners, a new pair of shoes, and another Amazon package you don’t need. All the while, the bills are piling up on your desk collecting dust. 

So despite the retail therapy lessons you’re getting in life every two weeks, there’s somehow just never enough leftover to pay for things you actually need, like electricity and groceries. Honestly, with expensive tastes like yours, maybe it’s even time to consider a new career path or to find a rich lonely stranger to take you under their wing. You gotta risk it for the biscuit.