Ah, the passage of time. As a pretentious dude wearing a «conceptual» costume at a Halloween party would say, isn’t that one of the scariest things of all? The reason I bring this up is that from tomorrow, we only have one month to wait until the most important date on the creepy calendar. At last, it’s totally socially acceptable to go wild with all things Spooky Season! Real ones know that it’s a year-round fixation, but not everybody gets it.

Now, we can indulge in the seasonal pastimes without guilt. The decorative displays can get added to, and the favorite scary movies get a rewatch. Oh, and the celebrations wouldn’t be complete without a hefty helping of Halloween memes. Things that are spooky and things that are funny go hand in hand, and a list like this proves it. It’s one of the easiest ways to build up anticipation for the big day.