Nothing says «I love you» like being someone’s personal PayPal with no withdrawal limits and a dedicated guilt feature built in.

This boyfriend has cracked the code most people spend years trying to figure out. Why earn money when your girlfriend pays for literally everything and feels bad when she can’t cover more? Dates, clothes, shoes, random stuff, all handled. The financial pressure of an entire family, also somehow her problem now. He is not in a relationship. He is subscribed to a service and has not been charged once.

Totally normal relationship stuff. Definitely no HUGE red flags to see here.