There is nothing like grief money to expose who you are dating. One minute, you are mourning your grandfather, the next, your 8-month girlfriend is drafting a group project for the inheritance, like it is a team bonus and not your late relatives’ parting gift

Overnight, your turns into our inheritance our house our vacation our future. 8 months together and she has already moved into the will retroactively. She has a spreadsheet with your name on the account and her student loans in the expense column. That isn’t romance. That’s a merger proposal.