The ability to detect obvious distinctions between honest ignorance and mischievous trolling on the internet is becoming pretty damn challenging. That said, we can’t always give genuine dumbasses the benefit of the doubt. Sure, a quick Google search will confirm that pee is not, in fact, stored in the balls. But for every searchable fact, there are at least 100 egregious lies flying around, and chances are that someone out there is willfully falling for them.

Today we are serving up a baffling collection of such instances. Times people betrayed their dumb ideas about human anatomy by asking insane questions or making absurd claims about the body. For the sake of our species, we really hope that some of these lunatics are, in fact, just trolling.