If you’re tired of feeling like a pathetic beta who cowers in the face of pure, masculine greatness, it’s about time you transform that weak mindset into a sigma grindset. If you’re frantically heading to Urban Dictionary right now to look up what the hell ‘sigma’ means, then your smooth virgin brain has got a lot to learn. The sigma male is kind of like the alpha male, except way cooler. The sigma is so freaking cool, that he’s literally outside the hierarchy of male archetypes and yet is also somehow at the top. The sigma male is a lone wolf who plays by his own rules, is super rich, and beats people up for no reason. How do you know when you’ve encountered a sigma male? He cuts deep into your soul with that unmistakable sigma stare.

Jokes aside, there are real people out there who genuinely buy into ‘hustle culture‘ and strive to uphold the ‘sigma male’ fallacy. While these delusional dudes grind away at whatever it is they grind, the rest of the internet is having a great time making fun of male archetypes and the corny hustle mentality. Scroll along for some ironical zingers that mock alphas and sigmas alike.