As a general rule, it’s never a good idea to put much faith in famous people. This is especially true when they happen to be men. At this point, Hollywood is clinging onto the likes of Keanu Reeves with all its dark and murky might — because yet another high profile man has been put in the hot seat for his crappy behavior recently.

Jonah Hill made headlines for all the wrong reasons over the weekend when his ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady accused him of emotional abuse. To back up her claims, she released screenshots of text exchanges they had shared that fall solidly under the definition of toxic. 

Naturally, Twitter took this as a cue to dissect everything that the Superbad actor had or hadn’t done wrong, as well as make fun of the numerous weird things that he had said to his former partner. Among the ridiculous demands he made to her was that she wasn’t allowed to post pictures in a bathing suit or go surfing with men.

However, the request that sh*tposters were most taken with had to be the slamming of «friendships with women in unstable places and your wild recent past». This paranoid mini-rant has inspired amusing posts aplenty, some of which are below. Let this be yet another lesson to celebrities: if you don’t want your insecurities to become a punchline, don’t be a douchebag in the first place.