As children, some of you might have kept a list of baby names either in your noggin, on a piece of paper, or in your iPad’s Notes app. You probably used these names when you played «house» with Sally and Jimmy from next door. Having your mind set on names early on in your life can bring a sort of attachment to said names, which is your prerogative—no harm, no foul. When it comes time for you to start a family with your special someone, you can finally stop playing pretend and put that name to good use!

That is, if it isn’t for a family member buzzing in your ear about what name you should use instead. Why is it that so many people believe they’re entitled to say and do anything they want?

In this next story, a woman is dealing with her entitled aunt, who insists that she rename her new son to something more biblical. This comes completely out of left field, and her aunt doubles down when the woman explains that the baby’s birth certificate and other supporting documents are completed already. Scroll to read the entire story, and additionally, some hilarious name suggestions from commenters.