At this point we’ve all heard many a joke about white people and their resistance to using seasoning. And while I object to the stereotype (y’all should see my well-stocked spice rack) spices and herbs are no joke. There’s nothing worse than biting into a mouthful of bland, whether it’s flavorless chicken breast that may as well have been boiled, or vegetables that are sorely in need of, at the very least, a handful of salt. 

As much as we love the myriad spices available to humans thanks to the trade routes of yore, they are not created equal. In a world of options, there are good ones, bad ones, and then the seasonings that simply don’t matter. And Twitter user @ChaoticRayy has used their astrological knowledge to pair every sign of the zodiac with a classic seasoning. Unfortunately for some signs, the pairings are not always…complimentary. In fact, some of them are straight up insulting. But that’s our favorite part of astrology. It’s such an easy way to piss some people off.