Are you a good little lad who deserves a treat? Do you want a little cranberry tart to tide you over until suppertime? Are you going to huff and puff and groan and moan until you get it? Well, bad luck, son. There has been a treat shortage in Bethesda, Maryland, which is the town where we live. No, I’m afraid that even the most good little boys are not getting any Klondike bars today. No sirree. Instead, you’ve just got twenty-nine memes to take in. No need to cry! Memes are just as good as creamsicles. Memes can be a treat over and over again, and they will never stray! There will never be a meme shortage, not as long as I can help it. You just sit here and enjoy these memes, and I’m sure more unhealthy and fulfilling sweets will come your way sooner rather than later.