I can confirm with equal measures of fatigue and disbelief that Saturday is just around the corner again. The year is 80% complete, and we have a finite amount of weekends left before we’re welcoming in 2024. I know I’ve said this before, but it is absolutely bananas how the older you get, the faster the passage of time becomes.

It’s also not very fun how this increases the opportunities for you to have a mini existential crisis. This is especially true when you’ve got two days of at least partial leisure time ahead. Instead of tackling it head on, it’s easier and more fun to exist in a state of distracted denial. Put simply, it’s time for some more memes. Time never flies faster than when you’re aimlessly scrolling, but it’s not like you’re going to notice. The dumb power of internet humor is going to make sure of that.