It’s been a long day, and you’ve done so much. You’ve accomplished what many people have failed at: continuing to be alive. Whether you spent that day ignoring your chores and watching Frasier reruns or climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for the second time,  you deserve a nice long sleep. Whether the night is young or elderly, you can get some shut-eye.

But not just yet. After all, you need to accomplish at least one last thing before you go to bed. Why not consume a story? Consuming a story might very well be difficult unless you’ve under the age of 10 and have your mom there to read to you, which I am doubting is the case. I’m afraid you’re on your own, so you must consult your secondary options. Books before bed are difficult to focus on because you’re so sleepy. Why not enjoy the inconsequential jabbering of a list of random memes? That will surely hit the spot.