This guy had the dream. Thirty years of marriage, two kids with degrees and careers, and a house that was finally just his and his wife’s again. Then his daughter broke up with someone, his son got a job in the city, and suddenly he was living with three fully employed adults who collectively earn twice his salary and contribute a combined $200 a month toward groceries and utilities

Now, there is for sure a certain kind of parenting philosophy that believes the door should always be open, the fridge should always be stocked, and the bills should always be someone else’s problem. But usually, it’s someone else who is the dad who just wanted a quiet bathroom.