Those of us with less remarkable monikers probably don’t stop to think about it, but the name we get given is a lucky dip of how ‘creative’ our parents were feeling when we were born. Plenty of people had near misses with names that may have led to a lot more playground bullying, but others aren’t so fortunate.

There are a lot of moms and dads out there hellbent that their baby is going to be called something unique, and this doesn’t always lead to the most palatable results. Sometimes this quest to be special goes down some dark roads, as one mommy vlogger revealed when she told the world about all the baby names she considered, then shelved.

Including some out there nature-inspired suggestions and a few confusing nouns, Twitter users didn’t waste any time in picking apart these thankfully rejected ideas. Sometimes there is nothing wrong with the classics, y’know?