If you’re not new here, you know that neighbor quarrels are inevitable in almost every situation. Folks have disagreements over grass height, parking spots, and kids playing in the empty streets of their picture-esque cul-de-sac every day. Usually, the situation is handled by either an HOA or personally before any legal action can be taken. However, if you live next to someone who has clearly had it out for you since you’ve moved in next door to them, you’ll probably be hearing from their lawyer sooner or later. C’est la vie.

The nice guy who posted the story you’re about to read states that he has been a very unproblematic neighbor for as long as he can remember. He is not loud and respects the shared spaces he has with his neighbors. There’s one neighbor, though, who complains about his every move. Park a bit over the line in a shared driveway? Call the police. Using a light to hang clothes outside his property to dry? Call the police. The police inform the man that his neighbor has filed over 160 complaints, but they do not believe her. What follows is a long legal battle that he thought was mediated, but his neighbor comes back with a second lawsuit and he comes back with a vengeance.