Naming a baby is a tough job. It’s a decision that will stay with them for the rest of their lives, whether they like it or not. But it’s hard to make a decision when you haven’t gotten to know them yet. You don’t know what their personality is, what they’re going to look like, or if they’re going to be more of a George or more of a Steve. Incredibly different names with incredibly different vibes. And I’m all for creative names. I love it when people think outside of the box in naming a child. Uniqueness is to be celebrated! (I’m one of the few people who thinks the name North is pretty cute). 

But alternative baby names take even more consideration. You need to think about all angles, all possible nicknames, and all the implications of your chosen word. In this story, it went so unbelievably wrong that it’s utterly hilarious. Read on to find out.