Your body count, the notches on the bedpost, the Notes App list that you almost opened in front of your dad once — whatever you want to call it, society can place a lot of strange ideas on who you sleep with and how many of them there are.

This can trickle down into how we ourselves perceive our sex lives and the experiences that we gain from them. Not everyone is overly particular about keeping track of those they’ve been intimate with; unless you’ve practically been married since you were 15, or you’re a monk of some description, the memory for some of us can be a little… hazy. You can’t make an omelet, or stand in your kitchen crying because said omelet has bits of shell in it and you haven’t got a text back, without breaking a few eggs.

However, not everyone who engages in casual relationships is as lackadaisical towards their memory of them as other people. While most of us keep a tally of the partners we look back on fondly and those that need to be erased from our memory pronto, there are a minority of people who take the whole thing a lot further. Case in point is Christina, known as @poopoopeeepeeeee on TikTok. She recently uploaded a video revealing how she keeps track of all her college hook-ups with a carefully planned PowerPoint, which describes and rates everyone who has got to know her better than average. While the TikTok doesn’t reveal personal details, it shows things like whether they belonged to a frat and if she «would hit with a bus».