Getting in on in a bed may seem vanilla to some people. Sure, it’s a pretty safe and standard place to have a romp. But safe isn’t always bad. Sometimes, in the right (or wrong) circumstances, even sex on a bed can go awry. For example, the first time I ever…did it…was on a bed. But it was 100% covered with my friend’s little brother’s stuffed animal collection and it happened to be in a pretty open basement during a beer-soaked high school party. Many of the partygoers walked in on us and we were the laughingstocks of the event. But even that situation wasn’t as bad as it could have been. Redditor u/shizanuti_arm has provided ample proof of this after asking the r/AskReddit community to share (what they believe to be) the worst places to have sex. 

While some of the answers are clearly jokes, there is some wisdom to be found amongst the silliness. Take heed, young people. There are some mistakes that really, really aren’t worth making.