I am a college dropout. And I get a lot of shit for it. It’s terribly hard to get hired, which is why I’m still working here. But people also assume that I’m lazy, stupid, or that my priorities are out of whack. The truth is that I love learning, but I hate being told what to do. That said, I happen to feel a lot smarter than some of my friends who did go to four year college, or even graduate school. These pals of mine decided to study philosophy. Many of them took out insane loans to do so. Do you know where it got them? Absolutely nowhere. Unless you count listening to barflies drunkenly philosophize as putting that degree to good use. They do, however, have one thing over me here. They can understand way more philosophy references than I can, which garners a healthy amount of respect from a meme connoisseur such as myself. If you’ve read this far, and are here for the philosophy memes, we hope you’re well-read, too. Because some of these go deep.