What does thousands of dollars for entry tickets get a big festival goer? After the accommodations (a patch of dirt), flashy outfits, festival food, and bottles of precious water, they’re  left with only a crackling sunburn, 100,000 steps logged on their health tracker, and four hours of shaky concert phone footage they’ll never watch again… 

Ambitious as they may be, year-after-year festival attendees drain their savings just to zombie-walk through long shuttle lines, push their way to the front of concert crowds, and confirm the menacing reputation of the festival bathroom. Isn’t there a better way to enjoy your favorite artists’ sets and banish festival FOMO without wearing down the soles of your Vans?