There’s nothing worse than a dude who thinks he’s so much more intelligent than you. It’s challenging to be friends with people so far up their own asses that they can’t even have a normal conversation. I was friends with the most brilliant boy in class in the 2nd grade, and it got kind of grating after a while. I joined the Chess Club, and he beat me every time we played chess. I know it was my own damn fault for being subpar at chess, but getting beat wasn’t the problem. The problem was when he said, «do you want me to go easy on you this time?» That was the pretentious nonsense I couldn’t stand from my friends or my chess club colleague. Unfortunately, these smart little boys grow up to be «smart» men. Shockingly, thinking you’re the smartest guy on earth doesn’t always make that accurate, and the following «geniuses» prove that.