Here’s a fun question for the peanut gallery: Besides Lupin, which Defense Against The Dark Arts professor would you want to be your teacher? I feel like a lot of us would say Snape, but mostly because he was one of the few teachers in this position who actually knew what they were talking about. Also, he wanted it so badly for so many years and finally got it. Honestly, I wouldn’t be completely opposed to having Quirrel as my professor. Sure, he has the head of the dark lord living under his turban, but we all have our faults. In the classroom, he was mostly just a lame coward, which on second thought, might not be the best qualities for teaching defensive spells. He couldn’t even defend himself against the dark arts! If you feel strongly about Gilderoy Lockhart, Dolores Umbridge, or Barty Crouch Jr. pretending to be Mad-Eye Moody, these Harry Potter memes might suit your fancy.