You know that genre of meme that’s like «risking my job and livelihood just so I can get an extra five minutes of sleep in the morning»? Yeah, that was me today. Never mind the mounting to do list, or that the most strenuous thing I’d had to do all weekend was figure out increasingly creative ways to eat leftovers. Not an an ounce of motivation was to be seen when those numerous alarms went off, one by cursed one.

These last few days of the year are always a weird time to be working, whatever industry that you happen to be in. Most of us are still weary from everything we have (or haven’t) done over the past few months, and it can be more difficult than usual to find the will to keep going. At least memes understand that, and a few other things besides. Anyway, I’m not going to let this list get in the way of finding more foods that are an abomination to dip in gravy.