Merry Christmas, everybody! If I were you, I probably wouldn’t be spending Jesus’s birthday scrolling through humiliating posts from Facebook moms, but then again, I’m not you! Maybe you don’t celebrate Christmas, or you unwrapped all of your presents in a mere 20 minutes! There’s only so much you can do to fill your time on this beautiful planet, and who am I to be judging you for scrolling through something that I created! 

This Christmas, I’m grateful that I’m not in a Facebook group that regularly advocates putting onions in kids’ socks instead of going to the doctor. I’m glad that my mom is not airing out my dirty laundry to hundreds of other moms in her community who could easily share it with the rest of the internet. I’m happy that I’ve got trusted friends to ask for advice instead of total randos online. Now that all of the sentimental nonsense is out of the way, it’s time to enjoy some cringe parenting posts.