Howdy, and hey, parents! I hope you’re having a good post-holidays week with your kids. I’m sure there’s lots of playing with toys and hanging around going on, which sounds splendid. Luckily for y’all, the difficult part of the holidays is over! Now, all you have to do is put up with your kids for the next week or so before they head back to school. Piece of cake, right?

Even if your holidays didn’t go exactly how you planned, they could always go worse. You could be that mom who filmed her toddler daughter crying after getting a suitcase for Christmas and put it on the internet for all to see. You could be the mom who filmed a TikTok of her crying because her daughter opened all of the family’s Christmas presents before anyone else had gone downstairs. You are neither of these moms. You are just a normal parent, and you deserve some hilarious parenting tweets to help you get through the day.