People who write horoscopes are always flattering the reader with vague positivity and flowery compliments, often making astrology feel insufferably boring. What do the planetary alignments say about the fact that I’m an emotional wreck who habitually sabotages healthy relationships? That’s what I want to know. Even most relatable astrology memes fail to realize the comedic potential of the format. Shitposter @nick_vyssotsky did a little astrological trolling with his series of zodiac signs as extremely cursed workstation setups, and as far as I’m concerned, it’s exactly what the astrology community has been missing. We’re elaborating on @nick_vyssotsky’s spin on astrology memes by envisioning the zodiac as a bunch of toxic gamers with terrible personality traits. Keep scrolling to find out who you are.