No one can argue that America doesn’t have good breakfast food. The land that invented the bacon, egg and cheese must be respected as a morning meal innovator, but it also has some stiff competition. Whatever you might think of baked beans, the English breakfast is a formidable combination of food. For Australian comedian Tom Cardy, it’s also an occasionally regrettable one. Despite his reservations about its effect on the stomach, he has produced this song in its honor. It’s catchy enough to get anyone craving hash browns, no matter the time of day.