Whether you’re suffering a gigantic hangover, can’t be bothered to cook, or simply had a long, hard day at work, nothing numbs the pain like getting takeout. When it’s good, it’s really, really good, but when it’s bad it can be an extremely upsetting experience. 

Nowhere understands this better than @takeawaytrauma, which collects all the most eventful reviews of takeout places far and wide. It’s no surprise to learn that there are a lot of unhappy customers out there, but some of their hijinks are mighty strange.