It’s been a while since we shared an entertaining Twitter story with y’all, and we’re happy to be able to change that today. Twitter user @enswelljones shared this hilarious tale from his teenage years last Friday, and it’s responsible for the kind of serious out-loud laughter we wish happened more often. The scuba-diving anecdote is the perfect kind of humbling hilarity that we love to see played out in real life. Reading this amazing takedown of masculinity is almost as satisfying as seeing it in person.