Online shopping can be a minefield. Deceptive photos and sketchy sellers can leave you with a terrible product  — but on the other hand, it could be the only way to get your hands on something that might just change your life (thanks, consumerism!). 

For this reason, product reviews are probably one of the most essential parts of the whole retail experience. Nobody knows this better than Amazon, which has perfected the art of being a dubiously ethical one-stop shop through reviews of almost all its millions of products.

This being the internet, some of these are more flamboyant than others. Depths Of Amazon is here to showcase every critique that goes above and beyond when it comes to describing their newfound goods. The results, such as the ones displayed here, are nothing short of magnificent.