What is it about our dads that make them so predictable?

Is it their love for routine: bacon for breakfast, golf for lunch? Is it the fact that they’ve used the same dad jokes since we were in the womb: ‘You hear about that restaurant on the moon, great food. no atmosphere….’ Just no!

Whatever, the reason may be, if we are lucky enough to be close to our fathers, I can promise that we can accurately, and mostly always predict their next move. Whether its their next play on the backgammon board or how many of our siblings name’s they will go through before reaching ours. 

However, not everyone is lucky enough to share these special relationships with their dads, and it’s important for them to know that they are not alone. Sometimes the best way to deal with pain is through humor, and that’s something we’re pretty good at!

So whether your dad is your best friend, or a man you haven’t really got the chance to know, we are sure to make you chuckle with these accurate takes on «If you’d call your dad right now to say ‘I love you,’ how would he respond?»