Twitter is unsurprisingly abuzz with a lot of hot political takes this primary season, but some people are having more fun with the content than others. Writer Nicole Najafi is proof. On Saturday, Najafi shared nine imaginary dates with the most popular democratic presidential candidates, and most of them are delightfully amusing – and in our opinion, pretty damn accurate. Of course Michael Bloomberg would find a way to work in some Spanish. We’ve included Najafi’s dates in this gallery, but you can take in the whole damn thread right here.