Finding out someone you genuinely dislike is your half-sibling is one of those life plot twists that nobody prepares you for because there is no good way to prepare for it, and also because, well, it’s not something that happens! Most sibling discovery stories come with cautious optimism and tearful reunion energy. Not this one. This one comes with years of documented history and a clear memory of exactly who this person chose to be when nobody was making her.

Nobody fantasizes about finding a long-lost sibling only to realize they already found them years ago and spent the whole time wishing they hadn’t.