We’re in the middle of April, and you might be missing the spring break vibes you used to partake in back in college. I know that I’m missing them, for sure! Life used to be so simple… Our parents’ credit card, a high school sweetheart, and looking toward the future with a silly grin. Oh, how times have changed! Now, we’re corporate automatons gunning for a $2 raise in 2025. Let that sink in. Or don’t… Maybe it’s best that you don’t…

If you’re not feeling the burnout this week, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. However, you probably are. Humans are supposed to sit in a chair with little lumbar support and stare at a screen for eight hours every day, yet here we are! Instead of cursing the job gods, though, let’s find things to raise our glasses to during happy hour today, am I right?! Cheers!