Hello millennials. We are gathered here today to meme. We helped birth them into existence on the internet, and now we must love and nurture them, for we are their parents. If we stop LOLing at the cringe, then they might go extinct. It’s good to encourage the younger generation to meme as well!! We are not gatekeepers, we are simply parents. Yes, yes, I know we feel like teen parents, but we are grown adults… Getting married at 30 feels so young, but that’s a completely normal and appropriate age to get married. Having your second child by 40 feels like insanity, but that is also totally normal… Just think about it this way, now you have a reason to go trick-or-treating again! That’s pretty cool. And nobody is going to judge you for going to see the newest Pixar or Disney movie, cause now you have a tiny friend—whether they are your’s or your bestie’s—to take with you. Getting old is pretty chill. At least Vans is still making slide-ons and Dr.Scholl’s fits perfectly in them.