Isn’t it cool that you can make your own alarm clock from scratch? Using all organic products! That’s right, it’s called «a baby.» You cannot set what time you want it to go off, but you definitely will try. And it will wake you up when you didn’t even know you needed to wake up! Sleep? Who is she?! You don’t need her. You’ve moved on. Those are designer bags under your eyes, baby. Show them off! They’re one of a kind. Especially these days?! Like, come on, making your own flesh and bone alarm clock is expensive. Not everyone can afford it. So show off that wealth, bestie! Oh? Your alarm clock doesn’t cry like the world is coming to an end in order to wake you up? LOL peasant. Nobody is as stylish as you, mama y papa, so strut your stuff!

Or, maybe just tiredly scroll through these memes and let yourself LOL to some painfully relatable content…