Are you one of those guys who is constantly obsessing over your lawn height and the aesthetic of your hedges? It’s not a crime to have the best darn lawn on your cul-de-sac, and anyone who tells you that it is is just jealous of how good yours looks!
My dad is a yard guy: always has been, always will be. He has always been great at consistently mowing the lawn and keeping it in pristine condition, and I respect that about him. It takes a lot of hard work and sweat to have a lawn that lives up to the standards of a tyrannical HOA, and he was able to pull it off for decades. These yard work memes are a testament to him, and everyone else who has ever spent a Saturday morning mowing the lawn instead of sleeping in.