Fresh tweets don’t come from just anywhere. 

Good tweets don’t just fall out of the sky. They are made. You know this if you’ve ever had an idea for a tweet. Maybe the perfect idea flies into your head at the right time, and you just know you have to tweet it. Twitter is a great place to put all of your first ideas. They don’t take long to do, and you’ll get instant feedback on them. If you’re trying out a new joke, it can be a great place to do it. Then you can take it to your friends, knowing that it will really crush. Or it will completely flop because they saw it on your Twitter and they think it’s really embarrassing that you’re trying to pass off your tweet as an original idea in the moment. But you can’t help the fact that you like to know that you were material is good before you do it on the road. It’s why so many stand-up comedians find success on Twitter. What is Twitter? If not just an outlet for stand-up jokes? But you don’t get the added textures of intonation and rhythm, so you have to get it all across in words. Which makes for an interesting challenge. The right tweet with the wrong delivery will get you nowhere. You have to make sure your format, matches the intention, or everything will start to crumble. But when you get it, right, it hits so hard. We hope these tweets will do just that for you.