Hiding in the bathroom when you don’t want to be somewhere is a time-honored tradition. I’ve done it my whole life; I’m not afraid to smell a little dookie to get me out of math class for five minutes. That is a price I’m willing to pay. Hiding in the bathroom improved in high school because that’s when vapes got popular. Instead of the bathroom smelling like a bathroom, it was filled with an array of tropical fruit flavors. The teen vapers made my bathroom experience much brighter than any Febreeze spray ever could! 

If you say you don’t use your phone on the toilet, you’re a bold-faced liar. Get your performative cleanliness out of here! We’re in the 21st century, and we’re not reading the New York Times while dropping bombs. We need modern, compelling, and hilarious entertainment while sitting on our porcelain thrones, and these memes will get you in and out of the stall in no time!