It’s hard not to love Antiques Roadshow, aka peak weekday daytime television that you used to watch as a kid when you were sick and your mom let you stay home from school. It has everything you could want from a TV program you might want to watch when you have a low-grade fever, complete with the visual interest of all the random garbage people have found in their garages and the suspense of finding out if they are actually worth serious cash. If it teaches any lessons, it’s that you never know what you might find lurking in an elderly relative’s attic, and wow, there are a lot of weird objects in the world that certain people will pay a lot of money for. It’s also fun to take the things that they appraise out of context and create fake captions for them, as can be seen here. All of these objects tell a story.