Ahhh yes, the life of a toddler. Wake up at the crack of dawn, scream a little at the sun, refuse to eat your waffles, but devour your happy-faced pancake labyrinth (aka a waffle…), and then do whatever you want! Go to the liberry! Read your monkey (Curious George book). Drown your woes aka take a bath… (Ok, that one’s your parents’ fault for calling it that in the first place, they didn’t think it would stick.) Go for akies (a walk). The world is your oyster! And if you don’t get your way, BIG EMOTIONS. BIG EMOTIONS THAT YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT. MOM AND DAD, BUCKLE UP BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO NAVIGATE THESE BIG EMOTIONS IS BY HAVING THEM ALL OF THE TIME.
Does that sound about right? As a parent you love your toddler no matter what. Omg, you would literally do anything for them. Sure, they might be your mortal enemy at times, but no matter what, they are the true love of your life. Either way, let’s meme about it. They can’t really read yet anyway, you might as well make fun of them right to their face before they can truly understand it!