For the first time this week, we’re genuinely speechless. Could this be the best Thanksgiving Family Drama of 2025? We think it just might be! Imagine being seated comfortably at your designated TG dinner seats, awaiting your sister’s unsurprising fashionably-2-hours-late arrival, practically bouncing in your cushioned seat at the smell of Aunt Judy’s pumpkin pie…As you’re about to dig in, your sister makes an entrance, with her, a mid-40s, poncho-wearing, barefoot man who looks like he just time-traveled straight from the Woodstock Festival of 1969…What in the stuffed-turkey is going on here? 

This man calls himself «River Wolf», we’re just going to assume that’s his ‘stage’ name because what?… Anyways, from the moment he arrived at the family home, he ignited a spiral of utter chaos. Apparently, he is this sister’s ‘spiritual advisor’, whatever that means. But all he’s done since he stepped through the front door is thrown around some unexplained crystals (almost hitting Uncle Mark), replaced the mouth-watering smell of the dinner spread with his obnoxious incense, and almost caused multiple divorces with his claims of «cheating energy» in the house…This was going to be a longggg night…but at least their little brother found it incredibly amusing!