Welcome back to the weekly ADHD meme roundup. Emphasis on weekly, a word I use loosely, generously, and with absolutely zero accountability.

Here’s the thing about running a weekly column dedicated to ADHD humor: it requires a level of routine, consistency, and memory that is, let’s say, thematically incompatible with its subject matter. I set up reminders. I ignored the reminders. I deleted the reminders to stop feeling guilty about the reminders. Classic five-stage grief arc, really.