Why do the thing when you could do other things? In a life that is a never-ending to-do list, procrastination does not get enough love. In fact, it gets hated on all the time. But why not prioritize the things that make you happier? We say, if your brain says «scroll through memes,» then let yourself have it! You can always do the thing later. 

Is this a bad mentality? Some would say so. In fact, I’m pretty sure my 7th-grade teacher would sit me in time-out and make me write a two-page paper on self-discipline if I tried to convince her procrastination is better. But guess what, Mrs. Ayala? I have mastered the «wait until the very last second to get something done» technique, and now it’s a regular part of my everyday schedule. Everyone is getting paid to distract, and guess who the ones who are the best at it are? Procrastinators. So let’s get to it!