Pizza is probably a perfect food. There are very few occasions on which I will turn down a slice. I’m usually ready for one if it looks good. It’s the perfect thing to order for a crowd, and it’s the perfect food with which to celebrate an occasion. The Italians got it right with that one. One of the great things about pizza is the toppings. 

There are as many pizza topping combinations possible as there are pizza-eaters on this Earth, and I think that’s beautiful. I’m a spinach and garlic kind of girl, especially when it gets topped with red pepper flakes. But you know what? There aren’t many topping combinations that I would turn down. Except maybe pineapple and ham (sorry Hawaiians!) But I certainly wouldn’t turn down a pizza topped with… memes. I don’t know how that would happen, but I’d be into it. We could start with the memes right here.