Some people believe in making the best out of a bad situation. Others, like this sister, believe in taking every lemon life hands them, freezing it solid, and lobbing it at unsuspecting family members. In her world, petty revenge isn’t just an option, it’s a lifestyle. For two consecutive years, her brother’s birthday celebrations became collateral damage in her never-ending war against their parents. Why squash the beef directly when you can drag your kids into it and ruin some cake for good measure?  

This sister treats every minor inconvenience like a global crisis, except her solution isn’t diplomacy, it’s diabolical pettiness. 

Did Mom criticize her for something trivial? Better cancel her nephews’ attendance at their uncle’s birthday so the pizza and party hats can sit awkwardly untouched. Did Dad dare suggest responsibility? Time to metaphorically light the birthday candles with a flamethrower and walk away victorious.

Imagine someone stealing your thunder every chance they get, except instead of a storm, it’s just clouds of unnecessary drama raining on your parade.