Drunken Dumpling Thieves Caught on Camera Raiding Popular Noodle Spot

After discovering that the electronic lock of Xi’an Famous Foods had malfunctioned due to a power failure, two drunk Chelsea girls noodled their way in for a late-night snack. Surveillance footage shared by restaurant owner Jason Wang shows the hungry drunkards plotting to cook dumplings and lamb noodles with little success. The young woman in …
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Masked Vigilante Attempts to Snuff Out Olympic Torch With Water Gun

While the world watched as Pemex snuffed out a terrifying hell-vortex of fire in the middle of the ocean, many might have missed another notable extinguishing event over the weekend. A 53-year-old woman was arrested on July 4th for attempting to annihilate the olympic flame. In a video recording of the incident, the indignant vigilante …
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One of the Dumbest ‘Hacking’ Scenes in the History of Television

There’s something special about 90s and early aughts TV crime dramas, but this clip takes the cake. If you’re old enough to remember NCIS, you might get a kick out of how dated this absolutely ridiculous ‘hacking‘ scene feels now. It’s truly a perfect artifact of its time. The chaotic editing. The cheesy ‘digital’ sound …
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School Plays & Musicals Gone Entertainingly Wrong: A Thread

Anyone who participated in theater as a kid remembers that dizzy, lurching, butterflies-in-the-stomach feeling right before the curtains get drawn. And where does this fear come from? The anticipation of humiliating yourself in front of an audience, of course. And in the age of social media, where everything is documented and immortalized on the internet …
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Madlad Demonstrating His ‘iPhone Quick-Draw System’ Is the Stuff YouTube Was Made for

Once upon a time, YouTube was a beautiful place where you could stumble upon random and priceless gems whose creators had no ulterior motive other than to share a little piece of themselves with an internet of strangers. Now everywhere you scroll, there’s some viral reaction video or another teenager with their face shining with …
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How Brands Expect Consumers to React to Their Gratuitous Pride Pandering

It’s that time of year again when corporations that hoard the world’s wealth get to show the little guy how woke they are with temporary rainbow logos and festive Gay™️ designer t-shirts on sale for hundreds of dollars. One clever madlad decided to make a satirical video demonstrating how brands might expect consumers to react …
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Video: Snoop Dogg Realizes He Accidentally Left His Livestream Running for 8 Hours

A twenty-second clip of someone ending a livestream they mistakenly left running sounds boring as hell—who would want to watch that? But when it’s Snoop Dogg doing something (anything, really), the rules on what makes for good content go out the window. Snoop’s effortless charm makes even the most mundane gaffs worth watching.  Also…Snoop Dogg …
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Video: What Speedrunning Is Like From the NPC’s Perspective

Borrowing the distinct style and comedy of Joel Haver, YouTuber Goat-on-a-Stick shows off their animation chops with this pastiche of Haver’s hilarious series that imagines video game logic from the NPC’s perspective. In this gem, NPCs react to the main character going through a speedrun test within a fictional game. The comedic timing is so …
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How Every Conversation Will Be For The Next Few Months

It’s been over a year of social distancing, global pandemic, isolation, uncertainty, doom, depression and just straight up bad times. But since more and more people are getting vaccinated, cities are slowly ‘opening up,’ which means we’re all going to have to figure out how to socialize like normal humans again. In this satirical video, …
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